Freshman: "I am SO SORRY I was late for the FIRST day of class! Really, I couldn't find the right building..."
Senior: "Yea, I totally was late to my last first class - I couldn't find my pants."
Freshman: "I'm never going to skip class, ever!"
Senior: "Oh, I had a class today? Ooops..."
Freshman: "I wonder if I'll make any friends in my classes!"
Senior: "Oh great, all the same people I had in my classes last year! None of whom I like. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "I hope I find some friends..."
Senior: "Go away, I do not want to be friends. I already know half the people on campus and can't get anywhere without ignoring people or being late."
Freshman: "The cafeteria food is really bad. I wish I could make my own food."
Senior: "I wish I still had someone to make my food for me."
Freshman: "I have so many electives! I could take one of everything! ... or maybe become an expert in my field!"
Senior: "Well let's see, I took Korean, and some more Korean. And German - no that wasn't mandatory, I just took it, for two years. And some Latin. And karate - that's good, right? It shows I am both focused and versatile, right?"
Freshman: "I have to walk quickly to all my classes and make sure not to eat the free ice cream in the caf - no freshman 15 for me!"
Senior: "Well I have to walk to school cause I'm broke, but I'll eat ice cream to make myself feel better about it."
Freshman: "Everyone is my age, and everyone is as confused as me, it's a whole new world."
Senior: "I am the only person above 20 in the room. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "I'm going to graduate in four years at most - I am hard-working and organized."
Senior: "I should have graduated in four years - so I could still tell myself I was organized..."
Freshman: "Or I could take five years and take advantage of all the opportunities I'll have in college!"
Senior: "I should have graduated in four years - when I still thought college was full of opportunities."
Freshman: "WHAT?! We have a quiz tomorrow??!?!? I forgot about it! Now I only have 3 hours to study for it!"
Senior: "Oh we have a quiz in class today? Good thing I was only a few minutes late."
Freshman: "I finally met a guy! Wow, first college potential boy-friend!"
Senior: "Good grief, he's still here?! What a loser. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "Maybe some day that cute guy will notice me..."
Senior: "Oh my god, cute boy - what are you, 18? Oh, 20? Yeah - I could basically be your mom."
Freshman: "There are so many people on this campus. But somehow they are all different. Diversity is so neat!"
Senior: "Everyone looks exactly the same."
Freshman: "Oh, phew! I made an A!"
Senior: "I made another A. The only one in the class? Yea. Well. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "I should try out some different academic and extra curricular clubs."
Senior: "I should sit on my couch and NOT do anything related to college."
Freshman: "I wonder if I'll be able to maintain a 3.50 GPA."
Senior: "I wonder how badly I'd have to do this year to not have a 3.50 cumulative GPA...?"
Freshman: "Will my professors ever recognize me or will I always be one of the crowd?"
Senior: "Why do my professors always ask ME the hard questions?"
Senior: "Yea, I totally was late to my last first class - I couldn't find my pants."
Freshman: "I'm never going to skip class, ever!"
Senior: "Oh, I had a class today? Ooops..."
Freshman: "I wonder if I'll make any friends in my classes!"
Senior: "Oh great, all the same people I had in my classes last year! None of whom I like. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "I hope I find some friends..."
Senior: "Go away, I do not want to be friends. I already know half the people on campus and can't get anywhere without ignoring people or being late."
Freshman: "The cafeteria food is really bad. I wish I could make my own food."
Senior: "I wish I still had someone to make my food for me."
Freshman: "I have so many electives! I could take one of everything! ... or maybe become an expert in my field!"
Senior: "Well let's see, I took Korean, and some more Korean. And German - no that wasn't mandatory, I just took it, for two years. And some Latin. And karate - that's good, right? It shows I am both focused and versatile, right?"
Freshman: "I have to walk quickly to all my classes and make sure not to eat the free ice cream in the caf - no freshman 15 for me!"
Senior: "Well I have to walk to school cause I'm broke, but I'll eat ice cream to make myself feel better about it."
Freshman: "Everyone is my age, and everyone is as confused as me, it's a whole new world."
Senior: "I am the only person above 20 in the room. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "I'm going to graduate in four years at most - I am hard-working and organized."
Senior: "I should have graduated in four years - so I could still tell myself I was organized..."
Freshman: "Or I could take five years and take advantage of all the opportunities I'll have in college!"
Senior: "I should have graduated in four years - when I still thought college was full of opportunities."
Freshman: "WHAT?! We have a quiz tomorrow??!?!? I forgot about it! Now I only have 3 hours to study for it!"
Senior: "Oh we have a quiz in class today? Good thing I was only a few minutes late."
Freshman: "I finally met a guy! Wow, first college potential boy-friend!"
Senior: "Good grief, he's still here?! What a loser. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "Maybe some day that cute guy will notice me..."
Senior: "Oh my god, cute boy - what are you, 18? Oh, 20? Yeah - I could basically be your mom."
Freshman: "There are so many people on this campus. But somehow they are all different. Diversity is so neat!"
Senior: "Everyone looks exactly the same."
Freshman: "Oh, phew! I made an A!"
Senior: "I made another A. The only one in the class? Yea. Well. I need to graduate."
Freshman: "I should try out some different academic and extra curricular clubs."
Senior: "I should sit on my couch and NOT do anything related to college."
Freshman: "I wonder if I'll be able to maintain a 3.50 GPA."
Senior: "I wonder how badly I'd have to do this year to not have a 3.50 cumulative GPA...?"
Freshman: "Will my professors ever recognize me or will I always be one of the crowd?"
Senior: "Why do my professors always ask ME the hard questions?"
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